Top Ten New Advertising Slogans for Delta Airlines (From David Letterman)
10. We're Amtrak with Wings,
9. Join Our Frequent Near-Miss Program,
8. Ask About Out-of-Court Settlements,
7. Noisy Engines? We'll Turn 'Em Off!,
6. Complimentary Champagne in Free-Fall,5. Enjoy the In-Flight Movie on the Plane Next to You,4. The Kids Will Love Our Inflatable Slides,3. Terrorists Are Afraid to Fly with Us,2. Our Pilots Are Terminally Ill and Have Nothing to Lose,1. We Might Be Landing on Your Street!
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