"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking
and on behalf of all of us at ........ Airlines we'd like to thank you for
flying with us today. We're beginning our descent into Los Angeles and
we'd like to ask you to stow baggage and bring your tables and seatbacks
into the upright position." -- pause -- "Oh, and folks, I've been
reminded to inform you that as you deplane and walk to the baggage claim
area, you may notice tons and tons of mistletoe hanging at the gates of
our competitors. Don't be alarmed -- it's just there to remind you that
when you fly our competitors you can just plan on kissing your luggage
goodbye......"
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