An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight
he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a
policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the
passengers exited, give a smile, and a "Thanks for flying XYZ airline."
He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the
passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment.
Finally everyone had gotten off except for this little old lady walking
with a cane. She said, "Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?" "Why no
M'am, what is it?" "Did we land or were we shot down?"
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